I feel like a dead body at midnight laying in a country field. But that being said, I've been thinking a lot about the drones, and I've already expressed my theory of the dirty bomb or nuke, and while investigating each attic in my mind, I came to the conclusion that fungus will make it all better.
There is a radiotrophic and asexual fungus called "Cladosporium sphaerospermum". I obviously had to research that, but I already knew that fungus can absorb radiation because it's been doing it for decades, ever since the first Chernobyl reactor exploded. It lives there and can perform a phenomenon called “radiotropism”. It can harvest radiation, this stuff does yoga in radioactive cement goo. Like an extremophile, this beautiful fungus can even live in space. Amazing, right? This fungus is however different from an extremophile organism, because it lives for the radiation, not in spite of it. That's too complicated to fully explain, because I am very symptomatic right now, my head has hurt for three days, my body aches, I have profound weakness, thus the dead body comparison...let's see, shortness of breath, tremors, which are making typing unbearable, rapid heart beat, loss of appetite, that sucks, the ol' cloudy mind game, and lastly but certainly not least, irritability, which I always have!
Yeah. Anyway, after the nuke explodes, the fungus will do its job, and that, my dear readers, will be a potent work of art.