"quotes"

 "Mother, don't yell at me, I can hear you beautifully, said the daughter." 

"I am not perfect, and I am this way in front of everyone, so that they may forgive me, said the heiress". 

"She's an irritating, opinionated woman- a type I can't stand, I find her to be unimaginably cruel, said the tenant". 

"Jesus, said the naked woman." 

"Sometimes you talk a little loud when you get excited during your boxing matches, they can hear you downstairs, said the father". 

"I read your note, Emily, I've read it twice already, but I wanted to read certain parts over again, said the mother." 

"An Aesthetic Saint, said the estranged sister." 

"How do you know what you're going to do till you do it, said the dog". 

"It got boring in the outfield during baseball practice, that's why I wrote on the web of the glove I gave you, I am glad you are reading it all these years later, said the dead brother". 

"I don't love you because you are crazy, said the ex-girlfriend". 

"You are like the sun, Emily, you only come out when you want to, said the teacher."

"I consistently hesitated to risk letting the connection we had together deteriorate into a full-blown romance, I know that's what you want, but you're not stable, said the crush". 

"You dirty little bookworm, said the German midget."