Brat

 Brat: What's wrong with you, aunty Ami said you were sick? 

The Mother: I'm the Capt. Ahab of my life. 

Brat: Aunty Ami said you are clumsy.

The Mother: Aunty Ami smokes marijuana and thinks you are a glass doll. 

Brat: What is the Garden of Eden? 

The Mother: It's a place where everything wanted to live as God and everything has its time, especially the serpent. Finish your dinner. 

Brat: What happens when I get old? 

The Mother: You will collect dust on a bookshelf, why so many questions, I have a headache. 

Brat: Why do you wear glasses instead of contacts like aunty Ami. 

The Mother: Because sometimes, brat, I can't see the light that life has to offer. The mouth, shut it. 

Brat: Aunty Ami says you are mean, why are people mean? 

The Mother: Because they grow up, because when they're a brat like you, they think of only stupid things, asinine questions and the invincible dreams of a child. 

Brat: What were your dreams when you were little? 

The Mother: I wanted to build a castle for all the animals so that they could live there together. 

Brat: Will I go to Heaven when I die? 

The Mother: Have you ever listened to the sound of sand falling? I am gonna pour sand in your food if you don't eat it, and Heaven is such beauty and pain, it's here among you, above and below, finish your dinner, take a bath and go to bed. Jesus.