Brat: What's wrong with you, aunty Ami said you were sick?
The Mother: I'm the Capt. Ahab of my life.
Brat: Aunty Ami said you are clumsy.
The Mother: Aunty Ami smokes marijuana and thinks you are a glass doll.
Brat: What is the Garden of Eden?
The Mother: It's a place where everything wanted to live as God and everything has its time, especially the serpent. Finish your dinner.
Brat: What happens when I get old?
The Mother: You will collect dust on a bookshelf, why so many questions, I have a headache.
Brat: Why do you wear glasses instead of contacts like aunty Ami.
The Mother: Because sometimes, brat, I can't see the light that life has to offer. The mouth, shut it.
Brat: Aunty Ami says you are mean, why are people mean?
The Mother: Because they grow up, because when they're a brat like you, they think of only stupid things, asinine questions and the invincible dreams of a child.
Brat: What were your dreams when you were little?
The Mother: I wanted to build a castle for all the animals so that they could live there together.
Brat: Will I go to Heaven when I die?
The Mother: Have you ever listened to the sound of sand falling? I am gonna pour sand in your food if you don't eat it, and Heaven is such beauty and pain, it's here among you, above and below, finish your dinner, take a bath and go to bed. Jesus.