Xerxes

Sis: Mom said you did something unconscionable. 

Moi: I watch Tubi movies, take excessive baths and walk a dog. 

Sis: Why are you difficult with everyone? 

Moi: I don't know, I'm rabid. 

Sis: I think you might actually be. 

1 hour later:

 Sis: I could play Xerxes in that movie. 

Moi: No, for one he's a man and black. 

Sis: He's Brazilian.

Moi: Dumb shit, he's Persian and they had like black oil on him. 

Sis: I have a Brazilian skin tone, I have a tan. 

Moi: You're like 5 foot 1. He was 9 feet tall, and again, a man. 

Sis: I'm gonna watch it again. 

Moi: Yeah, you do that and pay attention to the part where he's a man and especially the end when the retard, expert warrior boy (the main muscle guy in a thong)... can't hit this 9 foot tall fucker when he's like 5 feet in front of him with a spear. He like rips his nipple off or something, but he misses your lover Xerxes while standing right in front of him. 

Sis: You're such a hater. lol 

Moi: Don't you have to go? 

Sis: Yes, we'll talk later Bug. 

Moi: Don't call me that, bye. 

Sis: Ok bye. Buggy.