Sis: Mom said you did something unconscionable.
Moi: I watch Tubi movies, take excessive baths and walk a dog.
Sis: Why are you difficult with everyone?
Moi: I don't know, I'm rabid.
Sis: I think you might actually be.
1 hour later:
Sis: I could play Xerxes in that movie.
Moi: No, for one he's a man and black.
Sis: He's Brazilian.
Moi: Dumb shit, he's Persian and they had like black oil on him.
Sis: I have a Brazilian skin tone, I have a tan.
Moi: You're like 5 foot 1. He was 9 feet tall, and again, a man.
Sis: I'm gonna watch it again.
Moi: Yeah, you do that and pay attention to the part where he's a man and especially the end when the retard, expert warrior boy (the main muscle guy in a thong)... can't hit this 9 foot tall fucker when he's like 5 feet in front of him with a spear. He like rips his nipple off or something, but he misses your lover Xerxes while standing right in front of him.
Sis: You're such a hater. lol
Moi: Don't you have to go?
Sis: Yes, we'll talk later Bug.
Moi: Don't call me that, bye.
Sis: Ok bye. Buggy.