My dog Melvin likes to dig and destroy things, and during one of these pre-dookie excavations, we discovered to our horror that Elon Musk had actually crashed his Tesla spaceship nearby and was just chilling in the soft dirt. It was incredible. Mr. Musk was in his millipede military armor, but sure as the day was pleasant, it was him. I couldn't believe it, of all the space reptilian overlords to visit me, I get The Titan of Twitter, The Master of Mars, The Duke of Dogecoin, Elon himself. Some days are certainly more remarkable than others.
